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Journal Entry: Thu May 8, 2008, 7:49 PM
These neat folks have supported me here at dA by giving me paid subscription time! Bow before their awesomeness!
:icondragryphon: :iconfogllama: :iconlycandid: :iconnycterisa: :icondudymas: :iconlaycaris: :iconsejuay:
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The link has the word "porno" in it. This pretty much means you shouldn't click on it while you're at work/school. But it is somewhat educational and generally "porn" only in the nature sense.

I have not laughed so hard at a series of videos in a long time.

Spider made me laugh hardest.




A few more features:

*CharOS brings us an unpainted nudibranch. I guess that would make it a nude nudibranch? DO HO HO. Even without paint, the sculpture pops out well due to good texturing and sculpting!


~kitsa-kat would have you believe that geoducks are of the avian family. Do not be fooled; they are actually the most phallic creatures known to man. Many a laugh has been had over the gooey-est of ducks.


And *Tadadada (yet another name I never know when to end) brings us this little octopal, who is all ready to hold your jewelry for you! Functional AND sucker-y. You can't ask for more!

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These awesome people participated in my first ever contest:
JUDGES: :iconthechaosgod: :iconpyroblaze: :iconbutterfly-dragon: :iconsejuay: :iconcriticalphotography:

PARTICIPANTS: :iconfirheruwen: :iconkeylord: :icontheperfectlestat: :iconpcmommy2b: :iconfogllama: :icontadadada: :iconar1ana: :iconkitsa-kat: :icondev-chieftain: :icondarmael: :iconmdngtrain: :iconcharos: :iconnycterisa: :iconrahonzo: :iconearthberry: :iconthe-dragon-girl: :iconlovia: :iconleviii: :icondragophethis: :iconshadayim: :iconmidnightjackel: :icongoagleon: :iconmsmarymak: :iconrubydeva: :iconotanifumetsu: :iconfreida-stone: :iconlluhnij: :iconl3loup: :iconhawkfangor: :iconkarnanyd: :iconkaasha: :icondemolisheddream: :iconemeraldwolf77: :iconlaycaris: :icontzyoku: :iconjamie-lee: :iconcertain-insanity: :iconcatgoyle:
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Reading: Re-reading Martin's "A Storm of Swords"

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Apparently too old to use this site well
  • Interests: horror flicks, fantasy novels, doooodling, making a mess
  • Favourite movie: Labyrinth
  • Favourite band or musician: Peter Gabriel
  • Favourite poet or writer: Terry Pratchett
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: An extremely scratched-up old blue iPod mini
  • Tools of the Trade: What've ya got on hand?

Devious Comments

*Cilitra:iconCilitra: 1 day 2 hours ago
Simple STUNNING gallery filled with amazing treasures! You are talented in almost every field it is simply amazing! :O
Great gallery, glad I dropped in :)

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~Shadayim:iconShadayim: 2 days 11 hours ago Mood: Joy
Thank you for faving Jellyfish Ornament! :)
*CatharsisJB:iconCatharsisJB: 2 days 14 hours ago
Yah, it's like... do you ever get e-mail forwards from like a grandma or something? They don't mean anything because they're not your words, they're someone else's you're just forwarding around (and they tend to take up a lot of space because people who make them like to add a ton of those little ASCII pictures and stuff...). If you have something to say, say it in your own words! I'd much rather hear that, it means you took the time to think about what you're saying :)
*pcmommy2b:iconpcmommy2b: 2 days 18 hours ago
I apologize, I didn't realize it was considered spam:hmm: If that's the case, well, I'm gonna have some upset friends....:cries:

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*CatharsisJB:iconCatharsisJB: 2 days 20 hours ago
I appreciate the kind comments, but can you please not spam me with forwards like this? :(
*EchoRukia:iconEchoRukia: 3 days 1 hour ago
oh, we know. :nod: yeah, pat and i agreed with you. :P
but thank you, i don't believe we'll be making that mistake when we completely redo the page. :)

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*kika1983:iconkika1983: 3 days 5 hours ago
you have some really original ideas:) watching you!

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*kika1983:iconkika1983: 3 days 5 hours ago
you have some really original ideas:) watching you!

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*pcmommy2b:iconpcmommy2b: 3 days 10 hours ago
You got hugged. :cuddle:

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend

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Send this rose to everyone you care about!

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*CatharsisJB:iconCatharsisJB: 3 days 13 hours ago
Well my point was just that the word "pregnant" is wrong, and some collectors might skip your page or not buy from you if you use it ;___;
*EchoRukia:iconEchoRukia: 3 days 14 hours ago
yeah my boyfriend and i agree. he said we'll take a photo of her and put up that it LOOKS like it, but we aren't sure. so people can see for themselves. :P

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*CatharsisJB:iconCatharsisJB: 3 days 18 hours ago
Heh, well I didn't have time to go through the whole site but one thing you might want to change is the Adoptions page - it says you'll update when you have a pregnancy on your hands. Some herp folks get prickly about that - egg-bearing geckos aren't "pregnant," they're "gravid." ;) I've seen that slip of the tongue actually make some potential customers go "They don't know what they're talking about, I'm taking my business elsewhere." Silly things set some people off :P
*EchoRukia:iconEchoRukia: 3 days 18 hours ago
Well, I've got the basics down such as providing the cresteds with calcium coated crickets here and there. Just not each time I feed them crickets since it's not as good for the male cresteds to receive as much calcium as the average female. I've got several kinds of Repashy's foods. Humidity and temp.'s are kept right. We're experimenting with gutloading the crickets as well as giving them calcium and breeding them in cricket keepers.
We're just waiting to take the further step for how we'll care for the eggs when they come. Any hints you have from experience would do fine. :nod:

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*CatharsisJB:iconCatharsisJB: 4 days 13 hours ago
I have a website. Not sure if it helps. [link]

PS I looked at your website too, and there are a couple of things I would like to point out if you are up for constructive criticism. If you are, send me an e-mail at the address on the front page of that crestie site.
*EchoRukia:iconEchoRukia: 4 days 21 hours ago
My boyfriend and I are just starting out as crested gecko breeders. any tips? :nod:

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~Tavoriel:iconTavoriel: 6 days 12 hours ago
I love the lizard pics!!!!!!
!Flexxxi:iconFlexxxi: Apr 30, 2008, 7:12:15 PM
I just got confused cuz it said, " The winner of the 20,000 kiriban is..." I thought it was money! Thanks for the cresti info!

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*CatharsisJB:iconCatharsisJB: Apr 30, 2008, 7:09:38 PM
... what are you even talking about?? "Kiribans go for so much money"? They're free... I'm really lost :/

If you want to know how I incubate crested gecko eggs: [link]

If you have crestie questions please contact me in e-mail (linked from that website) because I'm slow to answer dA queries.
!Flexxxi:iconFlexxxi: Apr 30, 2008, 6:02:55 PM Mood: Stumped
Hey JB!! Its me, Torch. I was wondering, well 2 questions. The first one is, why do kiribans go for so much money? And the second one is, on what conditions should you keep cresti eggs? Flexxi just laid her first clutch and I wanted to see if had any idea how to treat them. Reply back ASAP!!
-- Torchwood

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*CatharsisJB:iconCatharsisJB: Apr 30, 2008, 3:25:20 PM
After a local breeder told me what one leachie did to another leachie's face, I can heartily state that I never want to see an old grandpa that acts like a leachie.
=DruknIrishBoy:iconDruknIrishBoy: Apr 30, 2008, 12:01:19 PM
aww, no they're like old grandpas, :giggle:

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*CatharsisJB:iconCatharsisJB: Apr 30, 2008, 11:49:51 AM
Well not for me! I don't like 'em ;) Er, I respect them! But something about their little faces puts me off. Like they're going to chomp on my larynx while I sleep...
=DruknIrishBoy:iconDruknIrishBoy: Apr 30, 2008, 10:04:18 AM
You should make a "So I herd u liek Leachies" av thingy.

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"I'm carrying the fire."

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=LastMorbidRose:iconLastMorbidRose: Apr 29, 2008, 11:17:15 AM
Oh thanks ^^ I did read the rules but I figured I was too far off... I did note it to you though anyways.

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*LorriAnne:iconLorriAnne: Apr 29, 2008, 10:00:43 AM Mood: Delighted
**Crosses fingers** and waits semi-patiently for JB to pull a name out of her magic crestie hat!! :)
Lorri wants a Yoshi!!

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