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Fading Bravado by CatharsisJB Fading Bravado by CatharsisJB
My monster Tequila.

He's so funny - he wakes up, ready to be all offended, "I WILL MAUL YOU"-bulldog-stancing at me, and then realizes it's me, and The Black Thing That Clicks, and he curls up like a little wuss in his "FORM OF... TURD!" and just waits for me to finish snapping pics. "Do with me what you will, only, when you are done, put me back in my home near the food bowl so I shall not have to move so much."

He's gotten so fat - I think it is diet time for Mr. Tequila. I mean, it's good that he put weight on! Because when I got him, he was all scarred and thin. But he's currently built like a truck.

A Hostess truck.


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:iconlukia26:
Lukia26 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR - oh." 
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:iconcynder1314:
Cynder1314 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
aaww strange but cute animal :3
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:iconloupgarou752:
LoupGarou752 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Omg. He looks like my little guy. So cute!
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:iconhaanpere:
HaanPere Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009   Digital Artist
Fat or not, I think mr. Tequila's pretty cute xD
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:iconviergacht:
Viergacht Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2009  Professional General Artist
What a little beauty!
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:icongreven666:
GREVEN666 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2009
He is naice [link]
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:iconfraziu:
fraziu Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2007
He's adorable! ^_^
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:iconalc-fluteo:
Alc-Fluteo Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2007
Aww but he looks so cute cubby!

He's all like:

"RAWR! Wait a sec..."
*sees camera*
"...mew."
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fogllama Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007
Tequila remains my favorite. Deranged. Scowling. Wears a lizard skin jacket. Tats. Looks a bit hung over. Prone to humming "Bad to the Bone".
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:iconcatharsisjb:
CatharsisJB Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007
^__^ He's a bit of a favorite to me, too. I'm just glad his scars have healed!
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:iconaurian790:
Aurian790 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:clap: Do they ever bite? and I bet it must be quite a sore pinch
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:iconcatharsisjb:
CatharsisJB Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007
This one used to be a biter, but he's mellowed out a lot in his... fatness ;P

Frijolito's been bitey lately, doesn't hurt as much as Tequila used to though!
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:iconaurian790:
Aurian790 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
How to you normally react to a bite? I'd be guilty of swinging them round the room and screaming :D and then feel really bad about it cause they'd probably get hurt falling off.
I got bitten a couple of times by some lizards in my younger days - but they were nowhere near that big! and it still hurt enough
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:iconcatharsisjb:
CatharsisJB Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2007
I think the first few times, I jumped back a bit, but they let go then. There's been a few more times that Frijolito has just GNOMPED my finger and hung on. It pinches, but he hasn't broken the skin like Tequila has, so I just sit there like "Okay. Finish up, then."
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Aurian790 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2007  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:lmao:
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:iconthrumyeye:
thrumyeye Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007
Aaaw...he looks like a little crocodile-lizard ;)
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:iconcaneleb:
Caneleb Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Slump
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:iconthenumber42:
thenumber42 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2007  Student Traditional Artist
Hostess truck :rofl: He really does look like a Twinkie!
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:iconcarthaki:
carthaki Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
Hahaha - He's still my favorite.
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:iconarctostaphylos:
Arctostaphylos Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
"I submit to thee, O Clicky Black Thing." :XD:
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:iconmidgarzolom:
MidgarZolom Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
XD He does look a little like a turd. A Hostess Turd ;)
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:iconthe1blur:
The1Blur Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... wha... thats freaky
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:iconfaerywitch:
faerywitch Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Professional Digital Artist
Yes, he looks a lot fatter, he looks like a little comodo dragon. He is very cute too.
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:iconderangeddragon:
DerangedDragon Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
my bluey Boxy was fat but he lost weight after hibernating=p now my other one lizzy is fat! I guess she has no interest in being a lizard model:/
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:iconaemiliamcmorbid:
AemiliaMcMorbid Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha!!! FORM OF...... A TURD!!!! XD
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:iconwrapmehinribbons:
WrapMehInRibbons Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007   Photographer
LOL holy cow how much does he weigh now?!
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:iconookaminokage:
ookaminokage Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
He's so pudgy, I think he'd make a wonderful plush toy at this point. It is good to see weight on him though.
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:iconakinawolf:
AkinaWolf Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg that's hilarious :D
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:iconraevynwulf:
raevynwulf Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
Maybe he's just doing push-ups, but can't get past one(half)?
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:iconlorien077:
Lorien077 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Professional General Artist
Are you sure him laying down like that isn't just his little legs giving out from under that weight? :P Nice picture.
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:iconcatharsisjb:
CatharsisJB Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
It might be, he's a lazy buttwad!
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:iconmaelthra-chath:
maelthra-chath Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2007  Professional General Artist
XDD

lazy butt wad?

XDDD

*dies*
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:iconlorien077:
Lorien077 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Professional General Artist
Hee hee.
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:iconraizamin:
Raizamin Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
Hehe, silly guy :)
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:iconraygirl:
raygirl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Professional Filmographer
LOL look at him being all hardass punk like ;D He's like a little brown tank :)
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:iconspikyhairdvash:
SpikyhairdVash Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
hehehe, I really like the images and the picture that your explination brought to my mind. Warms my heart :)
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:iconsnosnke0321:
snosnke0321 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
hes a twinky!
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:iconcitysilence:
citysilence Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
It's so much like kitty-loaf.
I laughed.
for a good two minutes.

Very hostess truck indeed!
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:icontombfyre:
Tombfyre Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
Its a gecko-loaf! :D
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:iconcovenantlove:
covenantlove Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
He knows The Black Thing That Clicks takes a while to use so he just gets comfortable.
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:iconkittycasey:
KittyCasey Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007
Haha! I love all the different personalities your lizards have. Tequila *is* rather twinkie-shaped, now that you mention it...
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:iconidaliamay:
IdaliaMay Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol i love turn form geckos.
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IdaliaMay Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
erm... *turd >.>
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