My monster Tequila.
He's so funny - he wakes up, ready to be all offended, "I WILL MAUL YOU"-bulldog-stancing at me, and then realizes it's me, and The Black Thing That Clicks, and he curls up like a little wuss in his "FORM OF... TURD!" and just waits for me to finish snapping pics. "Do with me what you will, only, when you are done, put me back in my home near the food bowl so I shall not have to move so much."
He's gotten so fat - I think it is diet time for Mr. Tequila. I mean, it's good that he put weight on! Because when I got him, he was all scarred and thin. But he's currently built like a truck.
A Hostess truck.
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