Geargoyle

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Some brilliant wizard thought he was being clever when he created steam-powered gargoyles to decorate his remote mountain castle.

Unfortunately for said brilliant wizard, he forgot that metal has a tendency to rust in the rain, so he had to take them all inside after the first spring storm.

Now he has a study filled with whimpering, clumsy gargoyles that cower and shriek every time he tries to work a spell that requires the use of liquid.

That'll teach you to be trendy for the sake of trendiness!