Hidden Lunchbox Dangers

There are some unfortunate souls who have in their lives someone who not only makes their lunches (which, in itself would be all right), but also slips the occasional cute note in on a napkin, much to their chagrin, and much to the delight of their classmates or coworkers.

There are some even more pitiable people who receive in their lunches an overly sappy greeting card (often with hearts and glitter on).

Once in a while, these unlucky individuals may even open their lunchboxes to find - horror of horror - a colorful flower which has made the rest of their lunch smell of pollen and shame.

But then, there are those who are to be most pitied.

Those individuals who open their lunches to find a hand-made, extremely tiny, happy little clay squirrel, which holds in its paws a little acorn with a heart painted on its front.

These unfortunates have had the ill luck to entrust their lunches to a creature known as The Artist (who, by the way, is completely aware of the embarrassment such a "gift" affords the finder).

None should be pitied more.
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Polymer clay, baked, painted, and hidden with extreme mischief amongst a banana, a sammich, and a Rice Krispies treat.