very special pokemon

This is a birthday gift for someone I know from gecko forums who can't go more than one conversation without mentioning either poop, farts, or Pokemon. (lol)

If you know who it is please don't point them this way as it's in the mail for them.

For those who can't read the text (though you can download for larger):
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In the world of Pokemon, most trainers know that their companions achieve evolution through harsh training, and sometimes via special stones or other items encountered in their travels.

The focus of our study is the only-known Pokemon to evolve depending solely on what its trainer had to eat most recently.

This creature begins "life" as a rather formless lump, and, indeed, will generally progress no further as it is left behind by its creator-trainer. However, sometimes, a very special trainer will see opportunity and grab it.

It takes a different sort of mind to work extensively with such a creature; to develop its strengths is a task best left to those with strong constitutions. The very act of encouraging the creature into a Pokeball for the first time is a process best left undocumented here, lest this pamphlet fall into the hands of those with weak stomachs.

The basic post-birth form of an accepted Pookemon is the Turdlett. Its simple rounded shape makes it appealing to young trainers. However, its hair-raising main attack, Sonic Blast, is no childish matter, and can leave its enemy writhing on the ground, eyes watering, begging for breathable air.

Following a particularly spicy meal, a trainer may discover they are now in possession of an evolved form of this creature. Somewhat lizardish in shape and still rather friendly of countenance, the Shizard nevertheless should not be trifled with; when enraged, its rearward-facing Blue Flame attack can be deadly.

Another evolution - not necessarily following Shizard; this Pokemon may evolve directly from Turdlett to other shapes, though this may affect experience in battle - is Hermitcrap. The foe unfortunate enough to wind up close to this creature can find itself on the receiving end of a limb-severing Loaf Pinch attack.

This species has very few natural weaknesses; most Pokemon with a sense of smell flinch upon first contact.

There may be dozens more evolutions of this very strange species; however, lacking more trainers with intestinal fortitude made of stone and disrupted olfactory organs, progress of their study remains slow.

If you are a trainer who thinks they have the guts for this undertaking, please contact your local gym.

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And yes, I am sure this joke has been done a hundred times before but it was in my brain and I had to get it out.